Now I remember why I don't make lists

*by 'Try making friends' I mean online friends. I'm lazy with that. I expect the heavens to open and friends to fall into my lap. It turns out in reality though you actually have to go looking for friends with similar interests, add them, and get to know them. God, work.

...No, I don't actually expect my friends to end up in my lap. I guess I could have worded that different.

Why I Can Never Use Slogan Maker Again:
It seems to understand me too well already.



You don't gotta tell me twice, Slogan Maker.