Weird.

[defibrillate]

I realized something strange about myself. I invariably want to dissect bald people. I don't even know, alright? Lack of hair just triggers an 'oh, clearly you are all prepped for surgical disassembly' reaction. Not even in a serial killer way. Just in a 'let me see your brain okay' way. If that even makes sense.

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[nashipants]

...your brain is amazing.

[defibrillate]

...♥

When I posted this I was like "crap, everyone will probably stop talking to me now." XD

[nashipants]

I'm fairly certain everybody has at least a few of these weirdo "WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM" things that they don't think about until some point much later.

(When I hold those round Christmas ornaments in my hand I always always ALWAYS want to just...crush them. Always.)

[defibrillate]

I... sort of want to buy some christmas ornaments just to break them, now that you mention that. You know the cheap metallic ones that come in packs of 6 or 12 and are made out of really thin... stuff (what on earth are they actually made of? is it glass? it sure doesn't seem like glass)? Those ones always break the best.

[nashipants]

Yes, those exactly! And it's glass, coated on the inside with a tinted metal film. I want to crush them like eggs in my haaaaands...