I realized something strange about myself. I invariably want to dissect bald people. I don't even know, alright? Lack of hair just triggers an 'oh, clearly you are all prepped for surgical disassembly' reaction. Not even in a serial killer way. Just in a 'let me see your brain okay' way. If that even makes sense.
I need a hamster and a sock.
Sep. 10th, 2011 12:04 amI don't know why I didn't do this as a kid. Sure, I didn't have a hamster, but I could have used my sister's lizard.
( Basically, here's my plan: )
( Basically, here's my plan: )
Not sleeping is so cool, guys. Makes you do dumb things like import 600 Windows alert sounds into your iTunes library without even wondering why it would be a bad idea.
The good news is I figured out it was a bad idea. After I listened to them all.
Oh, also, I managed to injure myself on a a bag of horse feed last night. I was throwing it over my shoulder to carry it to the barn and it collided sonorously with my ear. Well I guess no one else heard it, but yeah, ear punch. With horse food. Woo.
The good news is I figured out it was a bad idea. After I listened to them all.
Oh, also, I managed to injure myself on a a bag of horse feed last night. I was throwing it over my shoulder to carry it to the barn and it collided sonorously with my ear. Well I guess no one else heard it, but yeah, ear punch. With horse food. Woo.