defibrillate | I need a hamster and a sock.

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I don't know why I didn't do this as a kid. Sure, I didn't have a hamster, but I could have used my sister's lizard.

Shut up, it would be amazing.

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"How do people not shoot you?" I asked.

He spread his hands. "I'm useful."